The more chicks I hosted, the better I was able to handpick those who wanted to have sex instead of those who merely wanted to use my place as a free motel for the night.
Although most of the time I singled them out purely using my gut by quickly scanning their profiles, I decided to see if there were indeed common factors in the profiles of the chicks I banged.
Last night I finally sat down and did an exhaustive study of the profiles of my conquests.
Here’s what I discovered:
1. She has mostly male friends
This is one of the obvious ones. If her profile shows that she has lots of male friends compared to female friends, that’s a strong sign she prefers to be hosted by men. Take a guess why.
Furthermore, the closer she’s to her “male friends” (as shown by “relationship type”), the greater the chance they’re way, way more than just friends. An easy way to see which “friends” got their beak wet is to look for strong relationship types such as “best friend” or “close friend.”
2. She “surfs” for an extended amount of time
A typical couchsurfer stays on average between 1-3 days. If some chick is spending a week or more at some guy’s place, you can bet she’s not spending those days exploring museums and art galleries. And guys are not shy about making this known, either. Look for raves in the references such as “she stayed for a whole 9 days and it was great!!”
3. She only travels to exotic locales
If her profile is filled with mostly guys from exotic locales such as Brazil, Jamaica, Italy, and an assortment of Latin countries, then you can bet she’s not doing for humanitarian reasons.
Bonus: she has a huge animated “I Love [insert your country]” banner on her profile.
4. Pictures are mostly of her and various male hosts
Profile pictures accurately represent the types of people she’s meeting and likes. Most chicks have an assortment of pictures: group shots of couchsurfing meetings, various activities and solo shots.
On the other hand, if a girl’s only pictures are with single males that hosted her, you can be sure she was fond of the host because he furnished her with some hard dick for the duration of her stay.
5. Her male references are filled with raves, smileys and exclamation marks
I wouldn’t leave some random girl an overly glowing reference unless she did something for me, such as giving me mind-blowing blowjobs or rocking my world night after night. Check her references, especially from the European “sex circuit” countries such as France, Spain, and Italy (where men don’t host other men).
6. She’s from France, Finland or Poland
While some nationalities are easier than others, there was something about these countries manufacturing girls that are almost always guaranteed lays. French girls are some of the toughest to game in France, but when overseas — like shooting fish in a barrel.
Finnish girls only travel for sex, especially to Latin America and Southern Europe. A friend and I banged a Finnish couchsurfer who proceeded sleep with every Brazilian guy she met, even attempting to bring some back to our place.
Polish women, the least likely of the three to travel, require a more protracted seduction strategy, but with enough perseverance, sex was to be had — especially if you’re of Latin origin.
I’m still stumped by the naughty French girls. They won’t come near you on the grand boulevards of Paris but find them in dirty narrow alleys of Latin America and they’ll fuck you so fast it’ll make your head spin. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!
7. She has affinity for (exotic) foreign languages.
A woman will learn a language for the exact same reason that a guy would: exotic sex. Furthermore, the level that she knows the language, as shown on her profile (e.g., beginner, intermediate or expert), roughly corresponds to how many foreign-speaking penises she rode.
I’ve found that most Polish girls have affinity for Spanish, while Russian girls like Italian, which is an accurate portrayal of their general preference for men.
My Mexican buddy hit the jackpot when he hosted a petite Polish girl who spoke fluent Spanish. One can be pretty sure she didn’t attain such high language proficiency in the classroom; a likelier scenario is that she was either on her knees while giving numerous blowjobs or facedown while being duly pummeled from behind.
8. She admits that she likes having sex with her hosts.
Nothing much to add here, but let me know if you need further clarification as to what to do with these types of women.
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i’d bang all of them except the second from the left. ahhh, scratch that. i’d even bang the ugly one after few beers.
how about you?
Don’t know if I can bang the ugly one.
about Polish girls-are they harder to get than Russians? and it would be interesting to know about your experience with them as of a Russian-speaking guy-do they dislike Russian guys or reciprocate eagerly?what is the rule? thanx for response…
It really depends; Polish and Russians are pretty different. Polish are more Westernized, etc. The Polish girls I met traveling I used my “nice guy” game but with Russians I use my “Russian game.”
actually I wanted to know whether Polish women have prejudices against Russian men…probably you know that in general Poles don’t lie Russians…..thanx in advance for response…
The ones I’ve banged showed no prejudice. One Polish girl in Brazil (who spoke fluent Portuguese) nicknamed me “O Ruso.” (in an endearing way). I also like to also play an American card, and I even tried pretending to be Brazilian once or twice.
CouchSurfing… Shouldn’t it be called BedSurfing or SexSurfing by now?
I bet soon girls will be coming to your place with a contract in hand that by signing, you’ll be promising to abstain from all sexual relations. I think it’s only a matter of time.
It could very well happen – download the forms right from the CS website.
Nice article. Be careful that you don’t generalize too much caracteristics of a few experiences to a whole population.
Normally you need a sample of 1000 before you can come to general conclusions.
How do you know my sample size wasn’t 1000?
so it isn’t? then you aren’t a real player. Keep on practicing!
I’d bang the two on the sides.
Btw, nice article.
Classic post! I never even considered Couch Surfing as a “sex option” before I read this, i did a top 10 ways to get sex on your travels and left it out!!: http://dontstopliving.net/10-ways-to-get-sex-when-you-travel/ I love your site by the way
Jonny
My favorite quote of all time is be George Bernard Shaw:
“Like all young men, we greatly exaggerate the difference between one young womnan and another.”
Meaning as it applies here: all these women in the above picture are the same. With the lights out, I’d bet we’d not be able to tell the differnce between any of them. They all have the same body type, and I bet all have the same hopes and dreams and feelings. And if we were forced to spend an entire life with each of them (if we had, say, multiple lives to live), we’d find that there is no discenable difference between any of them. Sad really. They’re all ape based lifeforms with the same brains in their heads. Sad really, and humiliating. G. B. Shaw married after 50, after a long life of banging various women (let’s call them she monkeys), and made a point of bragging at the end of his life that he and his wife (she was a little older than he) never had sex ever–didn’t have sex even on his wedding night! Now that’s my kind of marriage. Shaw knew he was married to an ape based lifeform and wasn’t going to humiliate himself any further. Sure, he probably knew that he was an ape base lifeform too, but wasn’t goin to make the matter any worse! Sex to Shaw, I imagine, was like taking a shit. Sure, it feels great, but let’s not get too proud about it. We do it beacuse if we didn’t, we feel shitty bodily and probably go insane. Sad to feel compelled to do the “dirty deed” (both shitting and having sex), but heaven help us if we don’t do it.
Shaw probably wore the skin over his dick having sex when he was younger, but he wasn’t going for any of that silliness after he got older! Hell no! He couldn’t wait to retire the cock! That should be our goal too. Wear the skin off our dicks while we’re young and then retire the cock. Can I get an Amen brothers?! AMEN!
Well, YOU are definitely merely an ape-based life-form, and obviously one who has never even had good sex! Amazing you are reading here, dolt.
Man, I hosted a Finnish girl once. She was a tall and cute brunette. We messaged back and forth a bit in the week before she got here. She seemed very cool and social over email. When she got here, god damn she was the most boring person I ever hosted. She was polite, but so cold, stiff and talkative that I could penetrate her shell of reservedness. She simply would not talk when we went out. Even after getting a few drinks in her she still had me doing 90% of the conversation. Only on the third day did she even start to warm up just a little bit. But by then she was leaving and it was too late. Maybe her reserve had to do with her being from a smaller town in Finland rather than Helsinki. Roosh wrote about the cold and shy personality of Icelandic girls and her personality fit exactly Roosh’s description. Basically no warmth, very reserved and non-flirty unless they are drunk off their asses.
Btw guys, CS doesn’t seem to be of much use anymore. I used to get host requests constantly, now I get like one a month, usually from some ugly chic. Every since they started that open couch request thing and made all those changes on the site, it fucked everything up. Plus there’s a lot more freeloaders on there now.
I wholeheartedly agree with how CS has gone to shit in the past couple of years. Now it’s like FB in that you’re competing with so many other dudes for the chick’s attention. And, when you do get a request (or see one on the listings), they’re usually cut and paste and lacking any kind of warm. Not to mention how some of the girls have atrocious English skills.
As for the cold and distant girls, I have one about an American girl I hosted a while ago. From Berkeley, she was in the area for a couple of interviews for modeling gigs. She was in what you can call “costume” modeling — mostly for sci-fi and gaming type stuff. She also did some nude modeling, and showed me her pics on Model Mayhem when she arrived. That, however, in no way said that she was DTF.
Like with your Finnish girl, this Berkeley chick didn’t hold up her end of the conversation. When we were out walking from one place to another (me playing tour guide), she barely threw out anything to keep the conversation going. Now, I’m a bit of a reserved fellow myself, but when someone else does this to me, I feel unnerved and a bit on the defensive. Not to mention annoyed over time. Eventually, I got her to open up the one day about her modeling work and what she was doing out in Berkeley, and she talked non-stop for 15 minutes (with a little bit of help). Then she clammed up for the rest of the day, only giving short-sentence responses to my questions.
Not the worst chick I’ve ever hosted, but damn near the most challenging.
I am subcontinent Asian,and i live in Indonesia few years. am here also an active CS.
i got polish girl as surfer. Literally she was not that stereo type polish.Because she travelled lot.We talked almost all night with bear… many many topics…
Because really, it isn’t that every single Polish is willing to have sex with any Italian, French or Latino guy all over the world. Like someone said above, this could be too small sample to make generalisation
Oh my. Do you know that feeling, when you watch a movie and a character is so pathetic, that you feel ashamed and sorry for him and you’re just waiting for a disaster? Well, this is what it feels like to read your blog.
A desperation written with golden letters on a guy’s forehead is such a huge turn off, that I really suppose that all those stories are mostly talking not doing. “I play my American card”. Lol. Because yeah, being American makes your dick 10 cms longer. I bet you’re playing your “Italian card” more. Like Italian Mastercard, to pay for inflatable dolls, the closest you can get to get laid, like all those poor Italians, who talk about sex so much, because that’s the only thing left, since Italian women are so conservative.