8 Signs Of A Slutty CouchSurfer Girl

By Maverick · February 1, 2013

The more chicks I hosted, the better I was able to handpick those who wanted to have sex instead of those who merely wanted to use my place as a free motel for the night.

Although most of the time I singled them out purely using my gut by quickly scanning their profiles, I decided to see if there were indeed common factors in the profiles of the chicks I banged.

Last night I finally sat down and did an exhaustive study of the profiles of my conquests.

Here’s what I discovered:

1. She has mostly male friends

This is one of the obvious ones. If her profile shows that she has lots of male friends compared to female friends, that’s a strong sign she prefers to be hosted by men. Take a guess why.

Furthermore, the closer she’s to her “male friends” (as shown by “relationship type”), the greater the chance they’re way, way more than just friends. An easy way to see which “friends” got their beak wet is to look for strong relationship types such as “best friend” or “close friend.”

2. She “surfs” for an extended amount of time

A typical couchsurfer stays on average between 1-3 days. If some chick is spending a week or more at some guy’s place, you can bet she’s not spending those days exploring museums and art galleries. And guys are not shy about making this known, either. Look for raves in the references such as “she stayed for a whole 9 days and it was great!!”

3. She only travels to exotic locales

If her profile is filled with mostly guys from exotic locales such as Brazil, Jamaica, Italy, and an assortment of Latin countries, then you can bet she’s not doing for humanitarian reasons.
Bonus: she has a huge animated “I Love [insert your country]” banner on her profile.

4. Pictures are mostly of her and various male hosts

Profile pictures accurately represent the types of people she’s meeting and likes. Most chicks have an assortment of pictures: group shots of couchsurfing meetings, various activities and solo shots.

On the other hand, if a girl’s only pictures are with single males that hosted her, you can be sure she was fond of the host because he furnished her with some hard dick for the duration of her stay.

5. Her male references are filled with raves, smileys and exclamation marks

I wouldn’t leave some random girl an overly glowing reference unless she did something for me, such as giving me mind-blowing blowjobs or rocking my world night after night. Check her references, especially from the European “sex circuit” countries such as France, Spain, and Italy (where men don’t host other men).

6. She’s from France, Finland or Poland

While some nationalities are easier than others, there was something about these countries manufacturing girls that are almost always guaranteed lays. French girls are some of the toughest to game in France, but when overseas — like shooting fish in a barrel.

Finnish girls only travel for sex, especially to Latin America and Southern Europe. A friend and I banged a Finnish couchsurfer who proceeded sleep with every Brazilian guy she met, even attempting to bring some back to our place.

Polish women, the least likely of the three to travel, require a more protracted seduction strategy, but with enough perseverance, sex was to be had — especially if you’re of Latin origin.

I’m still stumped by the naughty French girls. They won’t come near you on the grand boulevards of Paris but find them in dirty narrow alleys of Latin America and they’ll fuck you so fast it’ll make your head spin. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!

7. She has affinity for (exotic) foreign languages.

A woman will learn a language for the exact same reason that a guy would: exotic sex. Furthermore, the level that she knows the language, as shown on her profile (e.g., beginner, intermediate or expert), roughly corresponds to how many foreign-speaking penises she rode.

I’ve found that most Polish girls have affinity for Spanish, while Russian girls like Italian, which is an accurate portrayal of their general preference for men.

My Mexican buddy hit the jackpot when he hosted a petite Polish girl who spoke fluent Spanish. One can be pretty sure she didn’t attain such high language proficiency in the classroom; a likelier scenario is that she was either on her knees while giving numerous blowjobs or facedown while being duly pummeled from behind.

8. She admits that she likes having sex with her hosts.

Nothing much to add here, but let me know if you need further clarification as to what to do with these types of women.


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  • Joe Vegas

    i’d bang all of them except the second from the left. ahhh, scratch that. i’d even bang the ugly one after few beers.

    how about you?

    • Maverick

      Don’t know if I can bang the ugly one.

  • striker

    about Polish girls-are they harder to get than Russians? and it would be interesting to know about your experience with them as of a Russian-speaking guy-do they dislike Russian guys or reciprocate eagerly?what is the rule? thanx for response…

    • Maverick

      It really depends; Polish and Russians are pretty different. Polish are more Westernized, etc. The Polish girls I met traveling I used my “nice guy” game but with Russians I use my “Russian game.”

      • striker

        actually I wanted to know whether Polish women have prejudices against Russian men…probably you know that in general Poles don’t lie Russians…..thanx in advance for response…

        • Maverick

          The ones I’ve banged showed no prejudice. One Polish girl in Brazil (who spoke fluent Portuguese) nicknamed me “O Ruso.” (in an endearing way). I also like to also play an American card, and I even tried pretending to be Brazilian once or twice.

  • King of Prague

    CouchSurfing… Shouldn’t it be called BedSurfing or SexSurfing by now?

    I bet soon girls will be coming to your place with a contract in hand that by signing, you’ll be promising to abstain from all sexual relations. I think it’s only a matter of time.

    • Maverick

      It could very well happen – download the forms right from the CS website.

  • skill

    Nice article. Be careful that you don’t generalize too much caracteristics of a few experiences to a whole population.

    Normally you need a sample of 1000 before you can come to general conclusions.

    • Maverick

      How do you know my sample size wasn’t 1000? :)

      • skill

        so it isn’t? then you aren’t a real player. Keep on practicing! ;-)

  • Tom Giovanni

    I’d bang the two on the sides.

    Btw, nice article.

  • http://dontstopliving.net Jonny Blair

    Classic post! I never even considered Couch Surfing as a “sex option” before I read this, i did a top 10 ways to get sex on your travels and left it out!!: http://dontstopliving.net/10-ways-to-get-sex-when-you-travel/ I love your site by the way ;-) Jonny

  • The Puritan

    My favorite quote of all time is be George Bernard Shaw:
    “Like all young men, we greatly exaggerate the difference between one young womnan and another.”
    Meaning as it applies here: all these women in the above picture are the same. With the lights out, I’d bet we’d not be able to tell the differnce between any of them. They all have the same body type, and I bet all have the same hopes and dreams and feelings. And if we were forced to spend an entire life with each of them (if we had, say, multiple lives to live), we’d find that there is no discenable difference between any of them. Sad really. They’re all ape based lifeforms with the same brains in their heads. Sad really, and humiliating. G. B. Shaw married after 50, after a long life of banging various women (let’s call them she monkeys), and made a point of bragging at the end of his life that he and his wife (she was a little older than he) never had sex ever–didn’t have sex even on his wedding night! Now that’s my kind of marriage. Shaw knew he was married to an ape based lifeform and wasn’t going to humiliate himself any further. Sure, he probably knew that he was an ape base lifeform too, but wasn’t goin to make the matter any worse! Sex to Shaw, I imagine, was like taking a shit. Sure, it feels great, but let’s not get too proud about it. We do it beacuse if we didn’t, we feel shitty bodily and probably go insane. Sad to feel compelled to do the “dirty deed” (both shitting and having sex), but heaven help us if we don’t do it.

    Shaw probably wore the skin over his dick having sex when he was younger, but he wasn’t going for any of that silliness after he got older! Hell no! He couldn’t wait to retire the cock! That should be our goal too. Wear the skin off our dicks while we’re young and then retire the cock. Can I get an Amen brothers?! AMEN!

    • NotanIdiot

      Well, YOU are definitely merely an ape-based life-form, and obviously one who has never even had good sex! Amazing you are reading here, dolt.

  • Anon

    Man, I hosted a Finnish girl once. She was a tall and cute brunette. We messaged back and forth a bit in the week before she got here. She seemed very cool and social over email. When she got here, god damn she was the most boring person I ever hosted. She was polite, but so cold, stiff and talkative that I could penetrate her shell of reservedness. She simply would not talk when we went out. Even after getting a few drinks in her she still had me doing 90% of the conversation. Only on the third day did she even start to warm up just a little bit. But by then she was leaving and it was too late. Maybe her reserve had to do with her being from a smaller town in Finland rather than Helsinki. Roosh wrote about the cold and shy personality of Icelandic girls and her personality fit exactly Roosh’s description. Basically no warmth, very reserved and non-flirty unless they are drunk off their asses.

    Btw guys, CS doesn’t seem to be of much use anymore. I used to get host requests constantly, now I get like one a month, usually from some ugly chic. Every since they started that open couch request thing and made all those changes on the site, it fucked everything up. Plus there’s a lot more freeloaders on there now.

    • http://adiaforon.wordpress.com adiaforon

      I wholeheartedly agree with how CS has gone to shit in the past couple of years. Now it’s like FB in that you’re competing with so many other dudes for the chick’s attention. And, when you do get a request (or see one on the listings), they’re usually cut and paste and lacking any kind of warm. Not to mention how some of the girls have atrocious English skills.

      As for the cold and distant girls, I have one about an American girl I hosted a while ago. From Berkeley, she was in the area for a couple of interviews for modeling gigs. She was in what you can call “costume” modeling — mostly for sci-fi and gaming type stuff. She also did some nude modeling, and showed me her pics on Model Mayhem when she arrived. That, however, in no way said that she was DTF.

      Like with your Finnish girl, this Berkeley chick didn’t hold up her end of the conversation. When we were out walking from one place to another (me playing tour guide), she barely threw out anything to keep the conversation going. Now, I’m a bit of a reserved fellow myself, but when someone else does this to me, I feel unnerved and a bit on the defensive. Not to mention annoyed over time. Eventually, I got her to open up the one day about her modeling work and what she was doing out in Berkeley, and she talked non-stop for 15 minutes (with a little bit of help). Then she clammed up for the rest of the day, only giving short-sentence responses to my questions.

      Not the worst chick I’ve ever hosted, but damn near the most challenging.

  • rajkmar

    I am subcontinent Asian,and i live in Indonesia few years. am here also an active CS.
    i got polish girl as surfer. Literally she was not that stereo type polish.Because she travelled lot.We talked almost all night with bear… many many topics…

    • Mark

      Because really, it isn’t that every single Polish is willing to have sex with any Italian, French or Latino guy all over the world. Like someone said above, this could be too small sample to make generalisation ;)

  • Emma

    Oh my. Do you know that feeling, when you watch a movie and a character is so pathetic, that you feel ashamed and sorry for him and you’re just waiting for a disaster? Well, this is what it feels like to read your blog.
    A desperation written with golden letters on a guy’s forehead is such a huge turn off, that I really suppose that all those stories are mostly talking not doing. “I play my American card”. Lol. Because yeah, being American makes your dick 10 cms longer. I bet you’re playing your “Italian card” more. Like Italian Mastercard, to pay for inflatable dolls, the closest you can get to get laid, like all those poor Italians, who talk about sex so much, because that’s the only thing left, since Italian women are so conservative.

  • Mush

    As i m French, I just confirm what you said about untouchables gals in France ( u look at em they just dodge you), but overseas they behave like little sluts eager for some torrid and hot sex (they feel less guilty when faraway from home, no one to judge her behavior).
    But according to my experience, Latinas are way hotter and a spank or a pulling hairs in doggy-style won’t bother em.
    French girls look uptight from outside, once in your bed the fluid drips but don’t expect an oral French lesson (it is not always included in our country).

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  • Redemption87

    I think Japanese women take the record for the fastest pants dropping ‘record’!

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  • Xanthe Rann

    Never invite me to CS at yours! Anyone else reading this and feeling really sad about it, don’t worry, there are plenty of CSers out there who merely want to meet new people, be hospitable and sometimes find a safe place to stay.

    Fair enough if some people want to use the site for sex, but I’ve heard of other sites dedicated to that kind of thing – probably more reliable.

    Maybe CS should have a sex / no sex option on profiles, but it seems a bit demeaning.

  • http://www.lonelyreload.com MrLonely

    OMG!!!

  • Allie

    Well, people like you are the reason I won’t use CS

  • TrollBoller

    I’ve monitored CS for 2 years without ever hosting anyone. Because IMHO, all the chix that want to stay are ugly or old.

  • Jo

    I guess this happens, this generalisation of ‘easy woman’.
    Sure there will be woman that enjoy the casual sex just like the man does. Does not feel nice as a woman to read about the ‘bangs, hunts, cards and blowjobs’

    I have been an active host and surfer for many many years, have seen in change over the years, but believe me girls. You can read this article and raise questions at couchsurfing, but his ‘findings’ are not a study. There may be some truth in it, but the people that want to use couchsurfing for what it’s meant for.. will read their profile.. and know that neither he, nor I, would enjoy being either host or surfer, so we skip and move onto people that want to meet me, and not my ‘pretty face for an easy lay’

    The only reason I read all of this and decided to write it is.. If you find the women that enjoy the casual romance you share.. keep the word casual and romance together.. and show a little bit of dignity and respect..

  • http://www.dreameroftheday.com Kendal

    Oh my gosh. You are so offensive here, seriously….

    You know why a girl might have a ton of male friends or hosts on CS? BECAUSE ONLY MALES SEEM TO OFFER A COUCH. I have NEVER had a woman reply to my requests. Never. And the only couch surfers I’ve ever hosted have been men, because I never got requests from females (at least when I was home and able to host).

    And you know why I’m learning French? Because I freaking like the language.

    And you know why I stay in a place for more than 2 nights? Because what on earth are you going to see in 3 days? Come on. And who wants to pack up every 3 days to couch hop, either?

    Do you understand how awkward and uncomfortable it gets when you’re staying with a host for a week and they start hitting on you? You’re in a country where you don’t know anyone and may not be able to find another place to stay for the rest of your trip, and this dude decides to make you uncomfortable every time you’re alone together.

    How about stop trying to take advantage of women while they’re traveling? Yeah, we may get carried away with the excitement of a new place and new people, but you can still be a decent guy instead of seeing your guests as free prostitutes.

    • redemption87

      Shut up, Mr. “I can’t get some” !

      • Kendal

        Mr.? I’m a 31 year old female and I’m definitely getting some. lol

    • Mark

      Wow, you’re about the only sane person here.

      Maverick, it’s ok to have sex with surfers, but the way you describe women here as being nothing more than sex objects is very disrespectful. I would suggest that every lady that wants to surf your couch should read this blog post before considering coming over :)

      • Kendal

        Amen. Make sure to post a link to this blog post high on your CS profile, please… I’d hate to accidentally stay with you.

  • redemption87

    How is he taking advantage of females? Some women, by the construct of their nature , are just naturally easy!
    Some women are worse than men.