The more chicks I hosted, the better I was able to handpick those who wanted to have sex instead of those who merely wanted to use my place as a free motel for the night.
Although most of the time I singled them out purely using my gut by quickly scanning their profiles, I decided to see if there were indeed common factors in the profiles of the chicks I banged.
Last night I finally sat down and did an exhaustive study of the profiles of my conquests.
Here’s what I discovered:
1. She has mostly male friends
This is one of the obvious ones. If her profile shows that she has lots of male friends compared to female friends, that’s a strong sign she prefers to be hosted by men. Take a guess why.
Furthermore, the closer she’s to her “male friends” (as shown by “relationship type”), the greater the chance they’re way, way more than just friends. An easy way to see which “friends” got their beak wet is to look for strong relationship types such as “best friend” or “close friend.”
2. She “surfs” for an extended amount of time
A typical couchsurfer stays on average between 1-3 days. If some chick is spending a week or more at some guy’s place, you can bet she’s not spending those days exploring museums and art galleries. And guys are not shy about making this known, either. Look for raves in the references such as “she stayed for a whole 9 days and it was great!!”
3. She only travels to exotic locales
If her profile is filled with mostly guys from exotic locales such as Brazil, Jamaica, Italy, and an assortment of Latin countries, then you can bet she’s not doing for humanitarian reasons.
Bonus: she has a huge animated “I Love [insert your country]” banner on her profile.
4. Pictures are mostly of her and various male hosts
Profile pictures accurately represent the types of people she’s meeting and likes. Most chicks have an assortment of pictures: group shots of couchsurfing meetings, various activities and solo shots.
On the other hand, if a girl’s only pictures are with single males that hosted her, you can be sure she was fond of the host because he furnished her with some hard dick for the duration of her stay.
5. Her male references are filled with raves, smileys and exclamation marks
I wouldn’t leave some random girl an overly glowing reference unless she did something for me, such as giving me mind-blowing blowjobs or rocking my world night after night. Check her references, especially from the European “sex circuit” countries such as France, Spain, and Italy (where men don’t host other men).
6. She’s from France, Finland or Poland
While some nationalities are easier than others, there was something about these countries manufacturing girls that are almost always guaranteed lays. French girls are some of the toughest to game in France, but when overseas — like shooting fish in a barrel.
Finnish girls only travel for sex, especially to Latin America and Southern Europe. A friend and I banged a Finnish couchsurfer who proceeded sleep with every Brazilian guy she met, even attempting to bring some back to our place.
Polish women, the least likely of the three to travel, require a more protracted seduction strategy, but with enough perseverance, sex was to be had — especially if you’re of Latin origin.
I’m still stumped by the naughty French girls. They won’t come near you on the grand boulevards of Paris but find them in dirty narrow alleys of Latin America and they’ll fuck you so fast it’ll make your head spin. Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité!
7. She has affinity for (exotic) foreign languages.
A woman will learn a language for the exact same reason that a guy would: exotic sex. Furthermore, the level that she knows the language, as shown on her profile (e.g., beginner, intermediate or expert), roughly corresponds to how many foreign-speaking penises she rode.
I’ve found that most Polish girls have affinity for Spanish, while Russian girls like Italian, which is an accurate portrayal of their general preference for men.
My Mexican buddy hit the jackpot when he hosted a petite Polish girl who spoke fluent Spanish. One can be pretty sure she didn’t attain such high language proficiency in the classroom; a likelier scenario is that she was either on her knees while giving numerous blowjobs or facedown while being duly pummeled from behind.
8. She admits that she likes having sex with her hosts.
Nothing much to add here, but let me know if you need further clarification as to what to do with these types of women.BTW, have you seen my new Facebook page? Click here to check it out, and click Like :)
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